The Solution to my dirty floors

You know what I've decided I need? A Swiffer. Yes. It occurred to me that if I got a Swiffer, my floors would get cleaned - Magically. If you're going to tell me that I've bought into the lie that comes so easily with consumerism, then you're right!

I'm convinced: My future Swiffer will solve all my problems.

Side note: Notice the Cheerios scattered on the floors in this picture. I thought it was the perfect picture to represent my own floors. But mine are dirtier. That's why I need this little beauty!